
Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
Perfectly timed by coincidence for Tiger Woods' giant mea culpa, Caption Contest 125 drew a slew of entries tied to the world's most talented and apparently most contrite golfer. None of the winners had been in the Caption Contest's top three before, so there's plenty of opportunity for newcomers to try to suggest what's going on in the odd office of Contest No. 126,
Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or city neighborhood. Deadline: March 1. Winners receive a PG umbrella, to be used primarily for knocking down icicles.

"Psst! It's me, Tiger. Is the coast clear?"
John Somonick, Indiana, Pa.
TMZ anxiously awaits Tiger's return.
Cliff Blashford, McCandless
To Tiger it seemed like his wife Elin was everywhere.
Ronnie D'Amico, Brookline
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